[Hmm? What happened, buddy? Why aren’t you replying?]
Letters formed out of bright pink light rapidly appear in front of my eyes, as my system continues to questions my silence.
[Come on, say something! Aren’t you glad to see your funny pink pal back!?]
[Whaaa? You hurt my feelings, buddy. And here I was thinking about telling you the secret of eternal…]
[No, you can get eternal life from your system, dummy. I am talking about eternal fuckfest! You can fuck each and every chick in this world non-stop! Heck! They will literally fall onto your dick while spreading their pussies open mid-air! Don’t you want to know the secret behind it!?]
Stop messing with me.
[Woah, so you can tell when I am messing with you? I see… It looks like you have grown a little.]
Well, it was really obvious…
[It would not have been so obvious to you a few weeks ago… Anyway, I was just trying to smoothen the start of our serious conversation. It’s been more than a week since we last talked, right?]
[So, what are you waiting for? Some MILF to present her honey-covered tits to you? Start speaking, buddy! And yes, no matter how small it is, don’t miss out on any detail. I want to know the exact extent of damage done while I was absent.]
Extent of damage?
I do that even know what you are talking about…
[ –_– ]
[Seriously? You don’t know what I am talking about?]
[THE BLACK SYSTEM!? What did it make you do!? Is your life completely ruined, or is there some hope left!?]
Oh, about that.
[YEAH, ABOUT THAT!!!]
Well, you were entirely wrong about the Black System. It’s not something evil as you were trying to portray it. In fact, Black system helped me tremendously in the last few days.
[Black System… helped you?]
[I seriously doubt that that can be the case, buddy. But still, let me hear everythinng out. What exactly happened during my absence?]
And just yesterday, I completed the second phase of my revenge plan against Alex by fucking his mother in his own house.
Even his older sister gave me her number. Though I don’t know that reason behind that…
[Clearly… A lot of stuff happened when I was gone. And so many new women entered your life. It’s insane but awesome at the same time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
Well, I agree… mostly.
[Fufufu… Though I don’t think that your little pimple down there can handle these many women. Maybe you should start working on your oral skills.]
Shut the fuck up!!! See!? This is exactly why Black System is better than you!
At least it doesn’t insult me…
[Ah man, don’t get mad! You know I like to make jokes on your willy— I mean, penis. And you also know that I never actually mean any of them.]
Yeah, sure… bitch.
[Hehehe… Anyway, on a serious note, I am really confused here.]
I don’t feel like asking… but why?
[Because I cannot find any suspicious thing that Black system did or made you do. In fact, I totally support getting revenge on that bastard Alex. How dare that motherfucking cock-sucker even ask Maya out?]
Well, then you shouldn’t be confused, right?
Black System is nice and helpful, admit it.
[That’s one thing I cannot admit to, buddy. Anyhow, for now, I can only wait and see what Black System is going to do next. I might be able to visit you again in a week or so to check things out again.]
Wait, so you are not staying?
[Nope. I was really weakened after fending off against Black last time. And I still haven’t recovered enough energy to make a longer comeback. The only reason why I forcibly appeared today is because I was getting really worried for you.]
[With your glitched system and everything, there is no way for me to find out if something goes amiss. What if one of your harem women gets stolen by someone, or just simply leaves you?]
… What the fuck? How would you not know if that happens, huh?
I will literally die…
[No, not really. Because of the glitch, you won’t die even if one of your permanent women leaves you.]
I mean, I am glad that I won’t die but I also—
[I think you should just cut your dick off and stuff it in your asshole… if any of your women leave you, that is. Don’t even try to say that you are glad about the “not dying” part.]
Man, I am having DeJa’Vu…
Anyway, let me fucking finish. I am glad that I won’t die but I also don’t want any of my women to leave me, okay? At any cost.
[I guess I can work with that answer. So, you need to be really careful, okay? Remember to give proper attention to all your women and make sure that their love for you doesn’t diminish.]
I already give proper attention to all my women, but fine, I will be more careful.
[That’s all I want. And with this, our serious conversion is also over. So, what should we do now, huh? I am with you for the whole day today. Let’s find a few hot busty chicks and fuck them all day!]
Good plan. Pity I am on my way to school right now…
Talking to the pink system for the whole way, I reach the school before I realize it.
[Sign… True, a pity. Hey, I know what we should do! Let’s call that Riley and Kate you told me about and have some fun with them. And yeah, after school, let’s call that Arora as well and find out what she wants with you! I have a feeling that it’s going to be something exciting.]
Eh… Well, I guess I can meet up with Kate and Riley today. But Arora… Well, I would like Black System to be with me before I do anything related to my revenge plan.
[What!!?? You trust Black more than me now!? Have you forgotten the beautiful days we spend together!?]
Beautiful days? What beautiful days? You insulting my pimple— I-I mean, penis?
And anyway, it’s not about trust or anything. Me and Black prepared the plan together, we should see it through together
I don’t want to mess things up with you and get blamed by Black later.
[Hmph… Fine. I don’t even care anymore. I am sure that Arora just wants to beat the shit out of your ass for fucking her mom anyway.]
There is no need to be mad—
Suddenly, my school-bag starts to vibrate lightly.
A bit confused, I lightly tap around its surface for a few times to find the source of this vibration, which turns out to be the base of the bag.
Oh shit! My phone!
Before going inside Alex’s house yesterday, I remember putting my phone on vibration mode and dumping it inside my schoolbag.
Damn… I was so tired yesterday that I didn’t even think about going through my phone.
Quickly opening my bag, I start rummaging inside until I find the thing I am looking for. The vibrations of the incoming call have stopped but the screen of my phone is still bright.
“Rebecca…” I read out the name of the person who just called me.
Wait, there are messages as well.
Unlocking my phone, I open up the notifications.
25 calls, 10 messages…
What the hell…?
Why would Rebecca call and message me these many times?
I open the messages to get some more information but all of them are consist of the same text: Call me back.
Instantly, I start feeling anxious. What if Rebecca is in some dire situation and she’s calling me for help!?
Silently cursing myself, I dial Rebecca’s number as fast as I could and press the call button.
The phone couldn’t even ring twice before Rebecca picks it up.
“Is everything alright, Rebecca!? Are you fine!?” I ask without wasting any time.
“I-I am fine… somewhat. A-And I really didn’t want to bother you by calling all these times, but it’s a been a while since you visited me and it got me wondering if anything was wrong…” she says in a low voice.
“I am really sorry. I have been really busy for the past few days and couldn’t find any time to come to your house,” I apologize.
Damn… Rebecca must be angry. I promised to visit her every alternate day.
“Oh, no need to apologize, I completely understand. It’s just that I wanted to talk to you about something that’s been bothering me a lot for the last three days,” she says.
“Yeah, go on,” I urge her to continue.
“I-It’s something that happened in my bakery and I really cannot say it over the phone, so can you please find some time for me?” she asks pleadingly.
Rebecca’s voice sounds rather urgent.
“Okay, I think I can come over to your house today after school. Will that be fine?” I ask.
“Y-Yes, absolutely,” she says in a low voice.
Hmm… In her bakery, huh?
One thought on “Chapter 87: Situation Update”
Welcome back, Pink System.
I really, really missed you.
And your Pimp… I mean Penis jokes too.